modmad:

We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.

phuckthisphreak:

Yesterday morning.
The sky was breathtaking. 
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Click the photo please.

phuckthisphreak:

Yesterday morning.

The sky was breathtaking. 

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Click the photo please.

graveheist:

serenading-solitude:

twinzik:

Becoming A Thornberry!

More on our FB page- http://facebook.com/twinzik.twins

HOLY MOLY

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sassiestnugget:

so thats what that means

sassiestnugget:

so thats what that means

killerweasel:

Yeah, well, that’s just, like, ya know, your opinion, man

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prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Do you think you’ll be able to read some of the famously-crappy creepypastas (“who was phone,” “and then a skeleton popped out,” etc) as Goofy attempting to tell scary stories to his son, Max? Bonus points if Goofy winds up terrified by telling them.

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I’ll take any excuse really to read a bad creepypasta.

minionslayer:

~Dreamy Island~

dgraytransman:

insertfunny:

monobeartheater:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:







WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY

They come from “Italian Spiderman”, an Australian parody of Italian cinema from the 1960s and 1970s. It was uploaded to YouTube in 2007. You can find the entire series here. The character in the gifs first appears in Episode 2 (click here to skip ahead to the first headshake).

THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD THIS IS WONDERFUL

dgraytransman:

insertfunny:

monobeartheater:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:

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WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY

They come from “Italian Spiderman”, an Australian parody of Italian cinema from the 1960s and 1970s. It was uploaded to YouTube in 2007. You can find the entire series here. The character in the gifs first appears in Episode 2 (click here to skip ahead to the first headshake).

THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD THIS IS WONDERFUL

greypetticoats:

freshmountains:

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

lord farquaad was eaten by a dragon

That or the person was an evil person with no real motives to be with their fiance other than they were EVIL

bonehatter:

Pika pika

27neonsights:

neobakura:

What does sudden craving for lemons mean? Like without any sugar or anything

It means your ready for the citrus war. Go kill those Lemons with your mouth, you wonderful creature.

terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.